The Future must end

Firstly I must make two important points, put into list form for your convenience:
1 – The Future is no longer the child I wish to father, rather the child I wish to send walking over a minefield wearing magnetic boots, if such things even exist. For his behaviour in my class, and general lack of any redeeming qualities I would invent such items.
2 – The greatest slogan t-shirt has been gazumped, and with some force. I read as I saw:
“The world is full of joy and the world is full of hardship, but the joy is only possible because of the hardship suffered by Helen Keller.”
Somebody, somewhere, wrote that and sold it to a Korea t-shirt company; sniggering at the time I hope.